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Monday, October 06, 2008

Kids Say the Darndest Things V

One from Mi-Mi:

We were being tailgated Sunday by granny moses in her Chevy Blazer. When the ole bag passed us. she had the most pissed off face that any god-fearing woman could ever present. It was like a bulldog, but less cute. We couldn't figure out why she was so pissed at us and Tim assumed she may have been offended by my bumper stickers.

Tim said 'i bet she loved 'hell was full so i came back'! And I said what about "the only bush I trust is my own?" Then Mi-Mi said "I bet it's the one with stinkyhead poophead" (that being "don't call me infantile you stinkybutt poophead".

Today, CJ and I were talking about the great book sale at Quail Ridge Books & Music. We purchased, I don't know, maybe 60 books for $15?

CJ was able to pick up a Scary Stories book. She loves these books. I said "i bet your heart skipped a beat when you found that treasure!" and she said she did.

I mentioned that the Wake County Book Sale will probably happen next month and it is similar, where you can fill up a box and pay $5 for it (something like that). Her eyes got big with excitement.

I said that it was much bigger than Quail Ridge's -- they hold it in a warehouse filled with books! Again...eyes just eager and big.

She said "i bet they'll have all of the scary stories books because I have seen them there".

I told her that they probably would and we would need to strategize a plan to find them. She replied with "I'll be sure to put my kicking shoes on".

Genius. Pure, evil, genius.

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