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This blog is now retired. My new site is at: Predictably Irrational.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Roseanne Barr? Where Is She Now?

I just read Roseanne Barr's blog posting on Jon Voight. It's quite funny. And it suits her -- I can hear her nasally, whiney voice saying this out loud.

And, much like she usually does, she is getting flack for her posting. I have to say, I wish I could write some of the stuff she writes: meaning, that I could talk about the things that I want to talk about, and point out the unethical behavior that some people utilize in their day-to-day lives. I KNOW THINGS and I can't talk about them. Unlike Roseanne, I don't have a ba-billion dollars handy to live off of so I can out the bitch(es).

But within her rant against Jon Voight, Roseanne goes off on Brangelina. It's quite seethinglyn funny:
jon voight your evil spawn angelina jolie and her vacuous hubby brad pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin'). Also miss jolie says she likes mccain too and hasn't decided who to endorse....huh? Aren't you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the african daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the republican party's worldwide economic assault on africa over the last few decades since reagan? whaaaa...??????!!!! (for that matter, the thai and cambodian sons you are photo'd with weekly too who's pictures you sell to raise money to help the poor? Their families are victims of America's right wing military incursions too.


And then, due to the media flack on her, she retorts:
all celeb news is calling me to come on their shows and talk about my "attack" on brangelina. They say nothing about my attacks on howard dean, pumas, obama, hillary, maureen dowd, bush cheney, pelosi, congress, religion capitalism and satan though.


I so agree with that. Why do we need to give a shit about the Brad and Angie show? Who cares what Roseanne Barr has to say about them? Fucking ridiculous.

BTW, I want to just say: how can you be such a humanitarian and yet lease a French Chateau that can house a village for all those ba-billions of dollars you have? More hypocrisy. But I'm not rich and I guess if I lived a pampered life, I would want to continue to be pampered???

Nah. If I had a ba-billion dollars...one of the first things I would do would be to build a big, magnificently ornate, brick and iron fence around this dude's house on Town and Country Lane, where the McMansions are being built right behind his small abode with his above-ground pool. THAT IS WHAT I WOULD DO FOR HUMANITY...among other things, of course.

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